Dykes ToWatch Out For by Alison Bechdel

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SO THE POSSIBILITY OF THE CAS PROBE HURTLING BACK INTO EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE WITH 70 POUNDS OF DEADLY PLUTONIUM ON BOARD DOESN'T GIVE YOU EVEN A SLIGHT QUALM?

NAH.

HOW DOES SOMEONE WHO PRIDES HERSELF ON HER CRITICAL THINKING SWALLOW NASA'S PRO-NUCLEAR PROPAGANDA SO BATHELY?

I EXPECT IT'S SIMILAR TO THE WAY YOU SUALLOW THE LEFT'S ANTISCIENCE PROPAGANDA WITH SUDH CAREFREE SHIFF ABANDON.

OH, SO I SHOULD TRUST A BUNCH OF GOVERNMENT "DUCK AND COVER FLACKS OVER THOUSANDS OF SELFLESS PEACE ACTIVISTS.

1997 BY ALISON BECHDEL

OVER AT CLARICE & TONI'S...

HNG!

ARR!

Clit

DECEMBER 5, 1997 GAY PEOPle's ChroNICLE

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MO, I CAN'T ARGUE WITH YOUR

KNEEJERK-SNIFF:

YOUR ALLERGIES?

OVERSIMPLIFICATIONS

YEAH, AND I DON'T HAVE MY PILLS. I'M GONNA HAVE| TO LEAVE BEFORE IT GETS WORSE.

DAMN!

HONK

THIS PLACE IS DRIVING ME NUTS! THE BEDROOM CLOSET'S SO PACKED, ALL MY SUITS ARE CRUSHED. AND I RIPPED THIS THING TRYING TO GET THE DOOR SHUT.

STINKY!

GREAT. THAT WAS HIS FAVORITE BEANIE BABY.

WAIL!

ALL RIGHT, MEANWHILE...

ALL RIGHT.

I

SHOULD

I'LL LOOK AT IT.

THE REALTOR'S BRING-

GO TO

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AND I'VE GOTA... I MEAN, I'M HAVING DINNER

OVER AT SEVEN. I'M GOING BACK TO SCHOOL AND GRADE PAPERS.

GYM ANTWAY

WITH SOMEONE.

HOW COME YOU WEREN'T ALLERGIC TO MY CATS WHEN WE FIRST STARTED GOING OUT?

ENDORPHINS OFTEN OVERRIDE ALLERGIC | REACTIONS. I READ A PAPER ON IT ONCE WHERE'S MY SCARF?

IS"SOMEONE" PICKING YOU UP, OR CAN I GIVE YOU A RIDE "SOME

WHERE?"

WHAT'S THE BIG MYSTERY? IS

SHE IN A RELATIONSHIP? MARRIED? HIGH PROFILE AND IN THE CLOSET?

DOES THE YWCA SALL RENT ROOMS? MAYBE I'LL CHECK IN THERE TILL I

CAN FIND MY

OWN SPACE.

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I ALWAYS LIKED YOU, BRENDAN,.. You Were,

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LOOK ETHAN, I'M NOT FALLING For ANYMore of your peTTY ATTEMPTS TO UNDERMINE MY MASC ULINITY. I'M HETEROSEXUAL, AND THATS OR. WE Discuss THIS SORT OF HATASS MENT AT MY MEN'S Support

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HERE MOTHER,

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